Funny Game Story Collection

All these stories are collected from others rather than happend on author.

1
    At noon today, military training, the weather is called a fever. Under the sun stood over two hours. Suddenly a man fell to the ground unconscious, officers face a variety of play is called various unconscious. I suddenly remembered that this man is also playing lol, so had an idea: Dema West! This article woke up, my little partner were stunned.
2
    During the day a sister colleagues to take the phone to play micro-channel planes. I am just quietly watching, playing two scores are not high, when she picked up the phone holster. I asked her what holster pick? She said planes with sets affect the feel ..
3
    Sister a simple, just left the game hit the aircraft, the noon meal, my sister said that this game is too simple a play on the 100w, I said I play well, my sister is very enthusiastic, "all right, I can help you work at night hit the aircraft." ..
4
    I have to play with the group Friends of the hand travel "Tenchu ​​tactic", there is a chat. I said: You say that the role of Chi so cattle B, demons lead big brother figure, no one can be the enemy. Huangdi is not mortal do? How it took him to pack up? Based Friends of calm and said: When he was the first full level, the first player to get the artifact. So when he was child trumpet too! Later, he met with GM adultery of the Yellow Emperor, grade higher than his, and equipment better than him, so he tragedy chant
5
   After school, the students ran out of the school. Leading to the cafe on the road, there are two primary run ahead. Suddenly, one of the students fell and hit the ground rolling a dozen children, blood all over his face. Another pupil stopped and turned around to help him. Who knows, the fall primary rough turned his hand to him and roared: "Do not worry about me, go and turn the child, help me grab Galen, tell them I want the single, not to send!" Which is heard words and immediately bolted away, leaving only a firm back.
6
    There are two student fights school gate, called a piercing. Coins and cell phones everywhere. Passers-by came a faint: whoops I go, and blasting equipment and blast gold. . .
7
   A dota based Friends Chit, a woman suddenly said about him today, and everyone does not engage in the dota. Someone immediately retorted, you pretend to B, that the goods to the sentence ridiculous - brother never installed B, B has been loaded, the audience was quiet.
8
    Last night in the cafe. Next to a sister playing CF, killing is brutal, several consecutive headshot! I looked on the back of someone empirically sleep attack, shouting: dry behind you, sister turned to kill the man, still in the body of the crotch area make up a few shots. . . . Later, I and my sister in the eye with a five wonderful, sister who: have a light? Me: you smoke? We both laughed
9
    Valentines Day, others open house, we open the black; others on the TV, we line; others, we gank; others love like happiness, our monster-like killing; others on the theater, we are on the highlands; others split sets, we split tower; others buy, our group off the streets to ask passers-by: buy flowers now! We asked passers-by: Buy only the right eye.
10
    Wife asked me: If you have a harem, which will be taken towards the regime? I said to gaming the system, all the palace concubines are considered an order number graced fold experience, graced N times can be upgraded, or transfer for the female tract female officer, well versed in technical skills but also for skill points and props . YY after a pass, the wife said: If you use this house made miserable. Those concubines every night in the Forbidden City will affectionately call: sisters, tonight Ancestors team to brush the emperor ah!
11
    Base in the cafe with friends LoL, to the phone rang loudly hung up, looked at his girlfriend, the team battles do not want to go back soon, but one would like to do because of this fight will be in the resurrection ing ... dial it back, playing three times to reject me three times! I believed you to evil! Beat fourth pass, I mouth reproved:! Ah there you fucking crazy? Then the phone out loud: Hey! "Amount Amount Amount Amount Amount Amount Amount Amount, lying Cao, wife's mother's voice! (Afterwards learned that the wife's mother playing with her daughter dialed the wrong phone, offended wife's mother,! Say more are tears)
12
    RPG heroes are finally understand why teenage Shaoxia it. Because Pentium III sleep night sleep, physical strength will not return full.
13
    Last night my husband was playing DOTA2, I'm out of boredom in bed all kinds seduce him, tempting variety of calling him: "My husband, people want ..." Who knew that the goods were tired after I get walked toward the kitchen , come back later tossed me a direct cucumber! I was not with him a divorce?
14
    Rich handsome look of sincerity on the goddess said: "with me, and I would hello as long as you forget that stinking bastard!" Goddess 45 ° look to the sky, look sweet, said: "He used to disregard their own saved my life and death. "rich handsome little surprised:" how can he save you? "Goddess said:" The situation was very dangerous, I residual blood, followed by a full blood Zhao letters and Galen ...... "
15
    LOL GJM came one day be the world leader Timo seen. Timo: "You are Jodl people do?" GJM: "Nima mocking me? Lulu, give big!" Lulu: "bigger!" Bigger bang ... four girls gathered strength after jumping a punch to Timo knees: "You TM is Jodl people! your family are Jodl people!"
16
    Wife back home, and I sneak in playing dota, saying that an hour ago my wife called and variety to say hello, I can not harm the spirit of the spirit of the game fundamentally a teammate heard his wife say? Just saw the end of a message sent to the credit card spending 858 yuan, I suddenly cool mind a phone call saying my wife took me vaguely credit card to buy something, this bitch too hard, that is aimed at dota I was playing on the phone.
17
    There is a two forced to sit next to me playing with the iPad Angry Birds, playing playing suddenly excitedly yelled out: "I have two black bombs! Idiot who are his mother go die!" At that time I was really a big Jump! Not only me ...... other passengers on the plane that day too scared urine.
18
    8 Sun Quan: Sun Quan A: "Let me think," Sun Quan B: "I come from another card," Sun Quan C: "does not a good balance of Sun Quan Quan" ...... Sun Quan, who expressed the need for a full-time shuffling people ...... pile consumed too fast TM
19
    Play games often say two words, winning only say: garbage, lose only say: garbage, open plug.
20
    Sword 1: How Dangdie; Sin 2: How to find the father; Sin 3: no father; 3 Outside: Who is my father; Sin 4: Who is my father; Sin 5: How to pit father Summary: laughable father of - Legend odd father pass!
21
    Monster monk was arrested and, Wukong came to the entrance hole on the master said: I'm sorry master, the time to anti-addiction today, tomorrow and then rescue you.
22
    A wow players QQ signature ... it said: "Wow, and I still prefer a woman compared to a woman, but it, a woman can not make me 30 bucks to play 4000 minutes"!
23
    7:00 minutes, CS fanatics get up, look in the mirror solemnly authentic: I headshot king, I was the first master of CS. Roommate sleepily said: Thought you wake up, the original is still dreaming ah? A white roommate, push open the window shouting: work and struggle. To wash.